BIT.....A word used to describe computers..as in our daughters computer cost a bit

BUG.....What your eyes do after you've stared at the monitor for more then 15 minutes

BOOT.....What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills

CHIPS.....The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals

CURSOR.....What you turn into when you cant get your computer to perform, as in " You %@& computer"

DEFAULT DIRECTORY.....Black hole. Default directory is where all files that you need disapear to

DISK.....What goes in your back after bending over a keyboard for 7 hours

DUMP.....The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install a computer

ERROR.....What you made when you first walked into a computer showroom just to look

FLOPPY.....The condition of a constant computer users stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food ( see "chips")

HARD DRIVE.....The sales technique employed by computer salesman

HARDWARE.....Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered

HELP.....When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of help screens and end up where they started from, having learnt nothing

PRINTER.....A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

PROGRAMS.....Those things you used to look at on your television before you got a computer

WINDOW.....What you heave the computer out of after you accidently erase a program that took you three days to set up

MEGAHERTZ.....How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM.....What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall

CACHE.....What you need when you run out of food
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