1. Dont imagine you can change a man -- unless hes in diapers


2. What to do if your boyfriend walks out ? -- you shut the door


3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all there


4. Never let your mans mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone


5. Go for younger men . you might as well -- they never mature anyway


6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so you can tell them apart


7. Definition of a bachelor -- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable


8. Women dont make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it


10. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital


12. The children of isreal wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times , men wouldnt ask for directions


13. If he asks what sort of books your into, tell him checkbooks


14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his


15. Sadly, all men are created equal