Men, next time you go to the public toilets, you may observe one of the following types of visitors:

· Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

· Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

· Timid Type: will not pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

· Nosy Type: Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

· Indifferent Type: All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

· Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time, pees on foot.

· Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

· Absent-minded Type: Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.

· Worried Type: Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.

· Disgruntled Type: Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.

· Conceited Type: Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing.

· Sneaky Type: Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the bloke next to him.

· Sloppy Type: Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

· Learned Type: Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

· Childish Type: Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.

· Efficient Type: Waits until has to poop and does both at the same time.

· Strong Type: Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

· Drunken Type: Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.

· Embarrassed Type: Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.

· Cock-eyed Type: Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.

If a man Shakes himself more then then 3 times after peeing he is playing with himself